Hey, guys, I've got a troll!
This person, and I use the term "person" in the broadest possible sense, is a troll who has been causing trouble at and harassing me personally. All of these accounts belong to him:
He's immensely butthurt that I banned him from and he's also so incredibly stupid as to leave links on my front page that he thinks I'll actually click on. The poor, pathetic kid. I wonder just how many accounts the idiot has. Well, he's actually mildly amusing. His antics have even managed to cheer me up a little. At least he's someone to laugh at.
Edit: The stupid little troll has now stolen my user icon for one of his accounts: